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malkatz:

tomatograffiti:

vulturer:

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the best one though

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rebornica:

sweetmetaphors:

This is…*puts on sunglasses*
BALLIN’

10 EXTRA HOURS IN THE OMEGA BALLPIT

laleiragoblin:

princessbutterspock:

primadollly:

paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’

hearing the media talk about lesbians is like trying to watch the 4kids version of an anime

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you called?

janedoodles:

comfemgem:

theshuboxx:

when the bae says shes off her period

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I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here

Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor